Tour Shirts No Longer With Us [part 6]

Just when you thought it was safe to venture back to Post-Punk Monk came The Thread That Would Not Die®…more tour shirts that I used to own from a cull nearly 20 years ago in advance of the next shirt cull.

This was one of the three shirts I bought at that first “Heaven Or Las Vegas” Cocteau Twins show I saw in Atlanta in 1990. A little excessive, perhaps! But I was a huge fan back then. It looked like this was their first US date following a European tour leg days prior. But now that they were signed to Capitol in The States, there was support for touring like we hadn’t seen from these Scots prior. A classic black shirt with the bright album branding and a tiny logo on the back.

Strangely enough, we met Paul Noe at a Mission [UK] show in Atlanta where The Wonder Stuff were scheduled to open for the band, but actually didn’t. Once we had made the long road trip to Atlanta with my Wonder Stuff loving friend. Paul was a civilian just then, and my friend Jayne and I were publishing our fanzine then [the internet hadn’t been invented yet…] and Paul was someone who actually contributed to one of the issues, if memory serves.

It was a year or two later when Paul told us that he’d joined The Judybats as a bass player for their third Sire album, “Pain Makes You Beautiful.” The Judybats were a great alternative band out of Knoxville, Tennessee as guided by Jeff Heiskell, a writer of great merit. And if you ever wanted to hear Gary Numan’s “Cars” covered by a guy with a pronounced southern accent, Jeff’s your man! Since we knew Paul and The Judybats were touring through Orlando, Paul comped us on the guest list at big time club The Edge that time and provided a promo CD! Oh la la! We reciprocated where it counted by buying the t-shirt so that they could get some income where it counted.

I had seen Crowded House a few times since my good friend Mr. Ware was into all things Split Enz. So we accompanied him to see the band at Ratona Beach as part of MTV’s Spring Break coverage in 1987. And the resulting show was shown on MTV afterward! As it was raining badly that day, the director had to corral the hard core who would not leave into a small mass that made it look like an audience of some substance was still there in the coverage. Fair enough, under the circumstances. We also ventured to a Water Park in Busch Gardens in Tampa to see them two months later. But on both of those treks, I was still not in my t-shirt wearing years yet. That changed in 1990, when I turned a corner on casual wear and comfort in sweltering Orlando!

So by the third album tour with the band showing up in a city where we didn’t have to drive an hour or so to see them, a T-shirt was a given by that point! Ironically, Mr. Ware liked album #3 less than I did, but I had never heard the über-fan circulated demos as he had! As it was, I never moved past album number three in spite of liking it far more than he did.

In 1992, we saw The Wonder Stuff as they were opening up for Siouxsie +The Banshees on their divisive [to say the least] Superstition Tour at the International Ballroom in Doraville, near Atlanta. That album was not The Banshees finest hour. Nor was the third album for The Wonder Stuff, “Never Loved Elvis,” as I recall my fannish friend Jayne thinking that the production by Mick Glossop was all wrong for the band.

Nevertheless, we bought the tour shirt! We always loved a long-sleeved variety! And this one had the tour dates on the back. A classic touch. Alas, since Jayne was driving, she wanted to leave after the opening act and drive back home to Orlando, so I never got the chance to see Siouxsie + The Banshees twice. But on that album, I might not have missed much.

My second Flat Duo Jets shirt was a simple, generic variety from the time they were signed to Norton Records, I believe. I think that same night as buying this shirt at the Go-Lounge Garage in Orlando, they might have just released their amazing “Safari” compilation of unreleased material spanning their career. [checks] Nope. That album came out in 1993, I think this short was purchased a few years later.

Here’s proof I’m a Music Geek. I actually joined the Man…Or ASTROman? Fan Club for two years in the mid-90s! Not only was I buying every one of their amazing 7″ singles and CDs, but I needed more. The year of membership brought you a special T-shirt, some tchotchkes, and most importantly, a discount at the merch table. An important consideration when I was buying all of those 7″ singles!

Oh but I was all about the Industrial Music in the late 80s and early 90s! The one time I saw Front Line Assembly was at a 1993 gig at…Orlando überclub J.J. Whispers…I think. Or else it may have been at Visage, where most of their other dates that are in the setlist.fm database are listed at.

I wasn’t exactly enamored of the “TECHNOHEAD” printing on the back. As it was, I never could stand “Techno” but I did roll over like a puppy for long sleeved T-shirts; especially those with printing on the sleeves! But by 1995, I think I already got rid of that CD. Said to be one of their best. There was so much shady Canadian industrial stuff that was floating around back then; mostly on the Nettwerk Records label. This band were better than Skinny Puppy, but that’s not saying much.

Next: …One More For The Road

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5 Responses to Tour Shirts No Longer With Us [part 6]

  1. Deserat's avatar Deserat says:

    Love that Astroman shirt and the Crowded House/Split Enz shirt…..I’m trying to remember which cartoon that space boy character is from…..he is so cute.

    Break-bought tix to see Chris Isaak in Orlando…..love his shows and music. My friends want me to fly to Anaheim to see OMD…again….sigh. They are playing HOB twice and then Mexico City several times afterwards. I think I’m done…too much OMD live for now…so hard to say that.

    UB40 is coming as well…and Alison Krause (tix are *very expensive* for the outdoor arena for that-ughh). So I’m going to spread my concert money to different experiences now…

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    • postpunkmonk's avatar postpunkmonk says:

      Deserat – I hear you in OMD overkill. I sat them out this tour and the five shows I’ve seen seem like they’re enough… unless they start playing songs from “English Electric!” It’s better to have the chance for it than not to have the chance for it though! Just this morning I have thought “maybe I want to see… Judas Priest! I looked and they are in Charlotte on Sept. 20th! But will anyone go with me?

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      • Deserat's avatar Deserat says:

        Interesting-I really like English Electric, too. And the videos are awesome. The music really hardens back to the bright electronic synthy sound…

        No Judas Priest for me, though…;-)

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        • postpunkmonk's avatar postpunkmonk says:

          Deserat – I saw them twice after that album. One show even had EE T-shirts sweatshirts(!) so naturally I bought them. But did I hear a note from that album in their summer tour set with Howard Jones and Barenaked Ladies? That would be “no.” Or on the following album tour? Uh uh. Conspiracy??!! You be the judge.

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  2. I think I first saw the Cocteaus live in Gainesville, maybe on that same tour. Judybats I’m sure I saw in Atlanta at some point, as I did The Wonder Stuff. FDJ I saw in my Athens/Atlanta days, and later in Orlando. MOA-M? I saw in Orlando. And yes, despite not being much of a fan, I saw Front Line Assembly at Visage — or possibly in Tampa. The memory cheats.

    And of course we’ve seen many fine shows together in multiple cities, most recently Jerry Harrison!

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