Rock GPA: Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark [part 77]

Andy McCluskey + Paul Humphreys working that Black + Red action like the pros they are

[…continued from last post]

“Where We Started” was a stately OMD mid-tempo ballad with Mellotron sample choral patches and striking the sine wave lead synth patch that has been very popular with the band of late. The McCluskey penned tune was one of two here where he wrote without co-writers. It featured a familiar vibe; similar to the great Thompson Twins deep cut “If You Were Here,” which served it well enough, and at 2:27, it certainly left one wanting more!

I couldn’t say that about the following “Veruschka.” It was another mid-tempo ballad built upon sustained string patches and harp glissandos. The biggest problem that I had with it was that it explicitly recalled the wealth of forgettable material from my least favorite OMD album, “Liberator.” The layering of vocal effects on McCluskey’s performance didn’t endear it any further with me. To its credit, there was no dreaded shuffle beat that would have thoroughly shackled it to the otherwise exact same vibe as a song from “Liberator” like “King Of Stone.” With the famous 60s model as its title, I had expected a lot of vivacity from this song and it thoroughly let me down.

I had similar issues with the very different track that followed. “Slow Train” sounded like a track that would have been kind of expected from 2010’s “History Of Modern” album. It hit like a perfect mashup of OMD’s own “Sailing On The Seven Seas Of Love” with Goldfrapp’s “Ooh La La” hit from 2005. Hearing it in 2023, one was struck with how dated and derivative it was. OMD had stood for so much more than this of late. The co-write between McCluskey and backing vocalist Katrina Kanepe suggested an old Genie Queen tune that was kicking around in Andy’s notebooks and used now to its detriment.

The inane, singsong nursery rhyme melody was only marginally better than the one of “Sailing On The Seven Seas” and if McCluskey was burying any subtle intelligence in the lyric, let me say that it was buried deep to the point of inscrutability. I like the Goldfrapp song. It revisited T-Rextacy with a bracing electro drag. “Slow Train” was late to the station in comparison… about 20 years too late.

The new recording of “Don’t Go” stands as the only one I’ve heard since I never got any copy of “Souvenir” back in 2019. The poise and crisp attack of the backing track suggested Kraftwerk at their cheeriest, while the juxtaposition of the anguished, if clichéd, lyric was strongly redolent of the band’s “break America” phase of the mid 80s. These are definitely not the lyrics I want to hear in OMD material; leaving the re-recording of “Don’t Go” looking like filler here.

The single fist-pumping, actually thrilling, OMD song to be found on “Bauhaus Staircase,” was the other McCluskey-penned song; “Kleptocracy.” It began with the most urgent intro imaginable, as a man’s voice shouted “Go!” with a pre-echo giving it a doppler shift dynamism that was unbelievable. It hit the ground running a full speed as McCluskey trained his cynical eye directly on the political hellscape of the now with unerring accuracy. I do think that this song might be the lyrical successor to Jarvis Cocker’s “…Running The World” for the song that best summed up our political predicament.

It also helped that it sported a classic OMD melody that was directly at odds with the tenor of the lyric, for loads of that cognitive dissonance that worked to their advantage on classics like “Enola Gay.” And like the very best OMD songs, there was a real bass guitar in McCluskey’s hands when this gem was recorded. The mixing on this one from David Watts [he also mixed “Slow Train”] showed that these songs were made or broken at the writing stage. On this song, Andy was on fire. This song was so irresistible, that even the electronically slurred vocals couldn’t put me off. When it stopped on a dime at a letter perfect 3:00 it could have lasted for twice as long for my tastes. I pray that this one will be a future single so that we’ll have an OMD extended version to listen to with all of the other lyrics that McCluskey trimmed to deliver this potent molotov cocktail of an OMD song.

It doesn’t matter who you voted for
They bought the man that you elected
Selling liberty and martial law
Installed the one that you rejected
And all the presidents and kings and queens
The revolution had ejected
Stole the money through the backroom door
To Deutschebank undetected

And the Kremlin and the KGB
Under golden bed disinfected
Got the gossip on the GOP
And the candidate they selected

Saudi money over Central Park
Kashoggi’s body got dissected
With dirty slogans on the red bus door
The narcissist stole the exit

“Kleptocracy”

More choral patches heralded the exquisite “Aphrodite’s Favourite Child” which took the prize here for the best of the five mid-tempo ballads. Its steady synth pulse and hi-hat gently driving the first verse until the drums and string patches converged in a dreamlike whorl while McCluskey delivered devastating lyrics like “can you hold me, closely, like a mother holds her dying only child.” The tasteful use of vocal effects only on his backing vocal ensured that Andy was front and center to make an emotional connection with the listener on this powerful number. The heartbreaking coda where McCluskey cedes the space to the Mellotron chorale was OMD at their melancholy, poignant best.

“Evolution of Species” had the band indulging in another of their science geek extravaganzas, complete with multi-lingual, Kraftwerkian synthetic vocals carrying the message forward. The band had revisited this trope from “Dazzle Ships” on the “English Electric” album of 2013 where it was a significant piece of the album’s foundation. It continued with a pair on the “Punishment Of Luxury” album, and in the here and now, it gave a sense slight desperation. It was notable for another Eastern European melody but when it ended after three minutes with the Voice Of Authority portentously intoning “extinction… extinction… extinction” you’d hopefully forgive me for noting its perfunctory air.

Dripping water foley effects added some interest to the intro of the somber ballad “Healing” that capped the album. The song began with string patches and piano but became progressively more electronic sounding as it progressed to its climax where McCluskey had the final word on what has been mooted as the last OMD album. The band had used a similar gambit on the preceding “Punishment Of Luxury” where “The View From Here” had a similar vibe while being a more memorable song. There was a sense of going to the well one time too many on “Healing.”

Next: …Bonus Disc

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7 Responses to Rock GPA: Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark [part 77]

  1. Thanks for including those two songs samples. What a world of difference between them! While “Slow Train” has some nice effects for headphone listeners, the actual human component was, for me, severely lacking. I almost didn’t finish the song!

    Sure, not every track can be a single, but I know filler when I hear it, and I was listening to it right there. OMD should never be that boring!

    But THEN … “Kleptocracy!” A masterpiece that should be blaring from every radio station every hour of every day to get it through the ThiccSkullz™! Energizing! Catchy! Danceable! TRUE!!!

    If the album is mostly more like this than “Slow Train,” I’m placing my order!

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    • postpunkmonk's avatar postpunkmonk says:

      chasinvictoria – …Except that “Slow Train” was a single! Check yer iTunes store!

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      • Big Mark's avatar Big Mark says:

        Kleptocracy is clearly the superior song by a longshot, and yet I don’t see why you all seem to think Slow Train is so bad. It’s nothing earth-shattering, but it’s not bad.

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        • postpunkmonk's avatar postpunkmonk says:

          Big Mark – Well, it’s a rewrite of a least favorite Andy Era OMD hit [the biggest one, actually] mashed up grotesquely with a Goldfrapp song that didn’t deserve such treatment… practically two decades after the Goldfrapp song and three decades following “Sailing On The Seven Seas!” It smacks of desperation to these ears.

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          • Big Mark's avatar Big Mark says:

            I like Goldfrapp, and the Supernature album is one of my favorites, so I do see the similarity there (although I wonder to what extent that might be so without the female vocal) more so than Seven Seas. This one seems more rhythmic and less melodic. I mean, yes it’s similar, but by extension it’s also similar to any number of other dancy rhythmic songs. Nevertheless, I do strongly agree that Kleptocracy is the keeper of the two.

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  2. Gavin's avatar Gavin says:

    Interesting to hear your opinion of the album.
    For me,Veruschka was the only song on the album that I have played more than once!
    I have not listened to the album again since the day I bought it. For me,”Slow Train” has completely killed off any remaining respect I had for OMD,I literally felt sick when I heard it.
    The bonus disc without the horrendous 90s ‘everything but the kitchen sink’ production is much more pleasant to my ears, but I sincerely hope they end their career here.

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    • postpunkmonk's avatar postpunkmonk says:

      Gavin – Yes, “Slow Train” is almost worse than the three [colossal] gaffes on “History of Modern.” Very troubling. That they released it in front of the album [yet not a physical single] showed dubious judgement. And I haven’t even addressed the mastering by Mike Marsh… or was that Mike Harsh! Today we shall delve into the more pleasing bonus disc.

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