Soft Cell/B. Movie: Metro Mr. X/Remembrance Day UK FLEXI 
- Metro Mr. X [Soft Cell]
- Remembrance Day [B. Movie]
When I was a college freshman, I spent a lot of time in the library, soaking up exotic periodicals like Billboard Magazine, my teenaged bible. I recall hearing a lot of buzz about Soft Cell, whose import single, “Tainted Love” was making a lot of noise in clubland. I shopped a lot at Record City in their Colonial Drive location in Orlando, and they had decent import good for sale there. They also had UK music mags, and I’d notice Flexipop, which had an exclusive flexidisc with each issue, and their 12th issue was a must buy as it had a flexi single with a track by Soft Cell and a band I’d not heard of [yet] called B. Movie. I think I paid $3-4 for the magazine and was somewhat amused by its deliberately low-rent editorial bent, but really, I had bought it just to hear Soft Cell.
The song began with a cheap nasty drum machine hammering out the classic Krautrock motorik beat. Then singer Marc Almond joined in the song repeating “M…R…X!” in the intro. The lightweight tune was a Kinks-in-fetish-garb look at the straight businessmen that populated the city; filling in the daylight spaces while people like Marc were avoiding the light of day. It was a fun demo [produced by Daniel Miller] that gave me a real sense of who Soft Cell were in about two minutes.
“He’s my favorite mutant” – “Metro Mr. X”
Meanwhile, I was perhaps even more taken by the sampling of B. Movie’s durable “Remembrance Day” which was another of Stevo’s bands in the Some Bizzare stable of artists. This was more rock than pop and had a definite Ultravox feel with the portamento on the synth leads by Rick Holliday. The somber feel of the song was perfect for late 1981 and the period of peak New Romantic that was in the air. While it was some months before I saw any B. Movie records hanging around, I didn’t waste any time in purchasing Soft Cell’s “Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret” when it was released in The States in September of 1981. As for “Metro Mr. X,” he resurfaced in the new millennium in two places.
Soft Cell: The Bedsit Tapes UK CD 
- L.O.V.E. Feeling
- Metro Mr X
- Bleak Is My Favourite Cliché
- Occupational Hazard
- Factory Fun
- Science Fiction Stories
- Purely Functional
- A Cut Above The Rest
- Excretory Eat Anorexia Nervosa
- Cleansing Fanatic
- Walking Make Up Counter
- Pyrex My Cuisine
- Tupperware Party
First of all in “The Bedsit Tapes” that Stevo issued in 2005 filled with Soft Cell demos. But it’ll cost you as it’s $40-60 in Discogs, currently. Then there’s the much better deal of the “Keychains + Snowstorms” boxed set of god® that the song also features in. I would not look askance if one of these crossed my path at the right price; albeit crucially, at the right time. And in these dark days, no time is the right time to outlay $100+ on a BSOG®. I’ve got to start prepping for the end times.
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